how?

and at the end of the day,
the golden question can only be: how do i get a pretty girl?
haha yah right my foot, and yours, and everyone else.
anyway.
" good afternoon miss wong, i thank you for your sense of fairness and
the attempt to let all of us here, including the lower sec to go out for this
orienteering activity."
"But the question today is, how is this whole lot of us going to be boarding the bus
within those 2 really small bus stops..."
"it'd look retarded, wouldnt it?"

"OH, for your information, that will not really be a problem"
"look, here i'll share you a secret, there are stations which do not require taking
public transport"
(sheepishly uttered everything into the microphone)
"this is all about route planning, if you are clever, you can go to such stations while
everyone else dashes for the bus"
"ok im clever and i will surely listen to your advice, thank you miss wong"
"now, the school has mentioned that no handphones are allowed"
"im suggesting that maybe we should allow handphones to be brought such that
lost members can contact...."
"no no no. the school has.." (attempts to snatch the microphone over)
(cleverly dodges such attempts, while speaking)
"and then the lost members can contact the group leader, thus allowing the group
to continue playing in the game, rather then throughly wasting the opportunity of fun
by returning to school, as proposed"
"no no, the school has strict rules about handphones."
"should the members be lost, they will return to school. thats what everything's for"
(totally missing the point)
" ok thank you miss wong" (walks away, smiling wide)

that, is the second encounter with the school hall this year. i think by now im regarded as pretty retarded.
so now back to the million dollar question
how to get that pretty girl? wait wait.. too many, which one again?