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hey to the tart on my tagboard.
firstly being goodnatured, i hope you dont go calling youself a tart.
secondly, i dont see how i offended people these days.
i've thought of somethings i might have done to offend you.
1. accidently stole your girlfriend.
2. you dont like me going up the stage to disturb miss wong.
3. you are some annonymous of other tagboard whom i kept shooting down.
4. you are a member of the normal stream and is still hurt by our previous encounter
5. you think im a proudass ( i wont deny it! :D)
6. you are some other cool wannabe
7. i banged into you on the streets and didnt apologise
8. i tagged like some anonymous **** on your girl's blog
9. you are just my friend and trying to be funny
10. you saw me today during orienteering and was mad at something but i dao-ed you
11. you are my sec1 team member, naturally you'd be pissed at my perfectionism.
12. you got the wrong guy?
13. i didnt black-out your house, try mence instead
14. you are enyi who is pissed that i didnt reply your message before you left for canada
15. i owe you money, somehow, one way or the other
16. You are a member from the opposite gang?
17. i still think its because i accidently stole someone's girlfriend (its a sinking feeling)
finally
18. i kicked your ass or something and your tag was literal.

im sorry tart, i tried my best to think of stuff.
if you really dont like me going up the stage to talk cock with teachers, im darn hell sorry.
i mean...
but its really fun, you wanna try?
i hope all my good natured steals at jokes in between didnt in turn rob my sincerity.
please scan through the list and if im missing anything, enlighten me, yeah?
haha, have a nice day, tart.
wait, what kind, a re-, apple- banna- or egg?