hell,

oops i havent been blogging, SNEEZE!
no one caught that but it doesnt matter.
and no one caught that either.
and this'll go on, so much for thriple layered paradox.
which actually meant nonsense.

im just blogging today, because God made ponning school sound really serious.
and im utterly confused but i could NOT lift a single finger and really justify what im doing.
here's whats at stake.
pon school: dont need to hand in 2 hell of a homework which i obviously cannot complete.
dont need to embarass the hell out of myself with that shrunken s sized uniform
dont need to change in and out of my NCC uniform for PE. and wear it back. uggh!
my mum's not in singapore, now that makes ponning a breeze, though its impossible
since ponning will always be an action, never moving air.

dont pon school: make God proud.
put smiles on your friends faces with your idiotic-est behaviour and jokes.

NOT ENOUGH? Man im so screwed, my brain needs re-wiring.
im so idiotic i cant get this right.
arent the rewards on the side of dont pon school better?

btw, if you got confused about the uniform and stuff, heres a little secret.
its NCC day tomorrow.

ARRGGGHHH!! MEOW!
and the voice keeps going...
just pon, God wont be too disappointed, you always disappoint him anyway.
comeon. pon, pon pon.
ok damn you voice, just tell me where to get those boots and i'll go school tomorrow you...
you snide piece of low down crap deceiving loser good for nothing shit!
you moronic suicider and worthless emotionless heartless evil curved warped nonsense!
you rebel, punk fool asshole cheater scheming backstabbing thing!
stop it!! stop talking..!!

ok now what do i do? my boots are stuck in the NCC room, im dead screwed
and heading for the drain, the chute, the landfill.

stupid new bus driver
-november 2001 paper 1.

WAAAGGH!!!