count yourself lucky

yeah yeah, do that already.
count yourself lucky already.
some jerkhole like you, managed to get a few girls along the way
touched the hearts of many
a model in the eyes of many (children? innocent kids? heh)

well. somehow its always not her eh?
you get all your idiotic crushes and have the one hell of a fun
flirting around with them.
well screw yourself, your desserts.

hahaha well, its pretty screwed. screwed screwed.
everything so fake i dont care.
i dont see why you could talk to them.
what about me? im supposed to be your friend and you dont talk to me?

keep your friends close- your enemies CLOSER
SCREWWW..

a little holiday nonsense